"girl my momma aint gotta screen no calls for me, REAL TALK"

I got to my parents house today and skimmed an issue of Spin that came for my sister but has yet to be claimed. It told me of Pete Doherty's genius and Lenny Kravitz's virginity. Then I got to the last page and found this. Kinda cool at the beginning, then kinda creepy as it goes on, then closes off with an R. Kelly quote... so yeah, that sealed the deal.

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